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im just tryin to have a good thyme

wild-cryptid:

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Emojis are Fine and all but fuck any site that automatically turns my :) into 😃 that shit AIN’T the same there’s fucking like. Connotations an’ shit

wizardscience:

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

zuge:

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

millennial-review:

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marxistbarbie:

marxistbarbie:

im such a slut for true crime and like i wish this website could be normal for five minutes so i could use the true crime tag to find interesting posts and not just 500 pictures of old nazi coconut head and those two uglies who shot up their school w flower crowns edited on and bizarre jeffrey dahmer fridge memes 

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emosquad:

u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me 

scotchtapeofficial:

man…

sometimes u just gotta ask urself “what would a sane normal healthy person do” & then do that

gayestcryptid:

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

bottomsona:

THE shittiest aspect of the Mental Illness corners of tumblr and constant bonding over mental illness in general is that it fosters this desire to suffer more than others, bc the more mentally ill you are, the cooler your status and the more hashtag valid you are

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

i don’t think it’s coming 

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